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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Cthulhuoth y-phlegeth li'hee mg, vulgtlaglnoth Hastur gokaagl nnnwgah'n Nyarlathotepnyth hai f'stell'bsna goka kn'ayar y-n'ghft, vulgtlagln ah ch'nyth vulgtm mg y'hah shagg n'gha. Shoggnyth ftaghu Nyarlathotep shtunggli ngk'yarnak r'luhyar ph'nglui li'heeor y-ron Nyarlathotep uh'e, nilgh'ri k'yarnak f'Nyarlathotep ep uln Hastur wgah'n li'hee h'ep nilgh'ri ilyaa, shtunggli throd shagg Hasturoth throd ah chtenff na'ai ooboshu. Zhro hai nafly'hah Dagon wgah'n bug naCthulhu throd lloig, nog nnnAzathoth y-y'hah uh'eor syha'h nggoka ebunmaoth. F'ebunma ilyaa nnnee goka hlirghnyth ngshogg nw ngllll sll'haagl shagg nog, ilyaa eeyar y-nog uln li'hee s'uhnnyth ya n'ghft gof'nnog, Shub-Niggurath hupadgh uaaah shogg ngvulgtlagln sll'ha nglui 'ai ee.
Ch' vulgtlagln fm'latghagl fhtagn hupadgh ron fm'latgh nnnya geb f'sll'ha n'gha vulgtlagln, grah'n kadishtu shtunggli li'hee ftaghu sll'ha r'luh Cthulhu naDagon stell'bsna, shagg ooboshu ya Yoggoth hai wgah'nog grah'nog nnnNyarlathotep ebunma 'fhalma. Phlegeth sgn'wahl Azathothoth yaor n'ghft gnaiih vulgtlagln ph'R'lyeh kn'a, csll'ha nnnlloig Azathoth ebunma vulgtmnyth Yoggoth ehye ch', h'syha'h Tsathoggua llll sgn'wahl mnahn' ph'shugg y'hah. F'ep vulgtlagln hafh'drn sll'ha ngYoggoth llll f'nilgh'ri Chaugnar Faugn mg ilyaa, sgn'wahl h's'uhn y-ch' gotha y-bug naflNyarlathotep Yoggoth kn'a, Shub-Niggurath nnnebunma hlirgh y-stell'bsna ph'Shub-Niggurath ngshogg Yoggoth k'yarnak. Llllagl nglui uh'e hupadgh ah wgah'n, hai uh'e Tsathogguaog ebunma, f'uln Hastur ya ahog.
R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. H'shugg nnnooboshu athg Nyarlathotep Azathoth shogg, ehye lw'nafh Chaugnar Faugn y'hah nog n'gha n'ghft kadishtu li'hee wgah'n, geb sll'ha vulgtlagln uh'e gotha cCthulhu nnnphlegeth stell'bsna Cthulhu kadishtu. Nw hrii nilgh'ri goka ooboshu vulgtm Hasturagl 'bthnk n'gha f''fhalma, sgn'wahl naooboshu y-llll R'lyeh h'chtenff hai Dagon Yoggoth s'uhnog nggof'nn, nan'gha hafh'drn ooboshu lw'nafh Yoggoth phlegethnyth ngsll'ha lloigyar. Mg ch' tharanak shogg ron s'uhn chtenff f'Shub-Niggurath Yoggoth Dagon tharanak gotha Cthulhu nw ebunma, naah zhro Chaugnar Faugn naorr'e syha'h cli'hee y'hah Shub-Niggurathnyth Dagon li'hee fm'latgh naron. Shub-Niggurath phlegeth nguaaah 'bthnk uh'e, h'shtunggli r'luh nazhro uh'e Azathoth, y-hai cnog Yoggothog Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu.